We're almost at the halfway point of the 2013-14 season so
Martin Lipton has donned his headmaster cap to gives us his verdict on
every team's campaign so far
Mid-term report: Who's head boy and who's bottom of the class?
It has been a remarkable, chaotic, incredible, season and we're now at the mid-way point.
Five managerial changes, four different leaders, two points covering the top five.
Sensational goals, horrendous misses, moments of high drama and sheer comedy.
There's still a long way to go buy Mirror Sport's Martin Lipton runs his eye over the Premier League academy scholars.
Arsenal
Gunners get an A-
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Working towards: That elusive first trophy since 2005. Achieving that would end the doubts. Overall effort: Brilliant response to opening day setback but last few weeks have exposed the fault-lines. Now is the real test. Head boy: Aaron Ramsey. Bottom of the class: Nicklas Bendtner. Manager: Wenger’s faith in his principles have been justified. Ozil signing altered mindset. Must do better: Gunners have been outstanding against mid-table sides and Boxing Day turnaround at Upton Park showed desire. Grade: A-
Aston Villa
Working towards: Survival, again. Villa started season well but seem to be losing their way and four straight defeats are a worry. Overall effort: Learning to meet Paul Lambert’s expectations but home form a growing concern. Must score more goals. Head boy: Brad Guzan. Bottom of the class: Christian Benteke. Manager: Paul Lambert believed his players would benefit from last season. Recent weeks pose questions over that view. Must do better: Forwards have to deliver more. Villa fans are wondering what has gone wrong with Benteke. Grade: C
Cardiff City
Head boy: Gary Medel
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Working towards: Another season in the top flight but in danger of being destroyed from within by the machinations of the owner. Overall effort:Malky Mackay could hardly have done more organisationally yet it is not enough for the money men. No, me neither. Head boy: Gary Medel. Bottom of the class: Vincent Tan. Manager: Sacking and treatment of Mackay has been nothing short of scandalous. Good luck to the next man. You’ll need it. Must do better: An understanding of what is possible would help. That, though, appears to be beyond the collective thoughts of those in charge. Grade: B- (for Mackay); E (for the owner).
Chelsea
Working towards: The title, of course. Well, that’s what Roman Abramovich expects. Jose Mourinho knows it, too. Overall effort: The return of the Special One has not been the panacea for recent ills envisaged by the majority of the fans but well-placed. Head boy: John Terry. Bottom of the class: Ashley Cole. Ashley Cole: Bottom of the class
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Manager: Mourinho is aware of the fate that awaits any “failed” Chelsea manager. But coping well so far and enjoying the challenge. Must do better:
It would help if the strikers could contribute properly. Chelsea need
midfield quality, a clinical edge and to stop conceding silly goals.
Don’t write them off. Grade: B+
Crystal Palace
Working towards: What looked like a miracle a month but now just seems unlikely. Four wins in seven represents momentum. Overall effort: It’s the lack of quality, rather than endeavour, that has cost Palace. But quality counts at this level. Head boy: Joel Ward. Bottom of the class: Jose Campagna. Manager: Tony Pulis knew the job he was inheriting from best mate Ian Holloway. Has given Eagles hope. Must do better: In every department. Expectation is that Pulis will seek to tighten things up but he needs a reliable source of goals. Grade: C-
Everton
Working towards: A top four place. Still odds against but plenty in blue half of Merseyside are starting to believe despite Boxing Day. Overall effort: Outstanding. Changed the way they have played and brought a real buzz to Goodison. Loan signings have worked superbly. Head boy: Ross Barkley. Head boy: Ross Barkley
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Bottom of the class: Nikola Jelavic. Manager: Roberto Martinez has answered the doubters in terrific style. Now has to prove it’s long-term and that Sunderland was a blip. Must do better: Could do with more defensive back-up but basically looking to continue what they have done so well and keep Lukaku fit. Grade: A-
Fulham
Working towards: Seventeenth place. That will do. But it’s going to be a hard old slog. Need Clint Dempsey loan to work. Overall effort:
Poor. Too many sloppy displays, too many defensive mistakes, too few
goals. Martin Jol paid the price but responsibility wider than that. Head boy: Sascha Riether. Bottom of the class: Bryan Ruiz. Manager: Jol needed to be put out of his misery. Form improved under Rene Meulensteen but results hadn’t until Norwich win. Must do better: Stop the basic errors. Get Brede Hangeland fit. And find a way of turning performances into points. Quickly. Grade: D-
Hull City
Working towards: The chance to do it all over again next season, whatever the club is then named. Not easy amid growing acrimony. Overall effort:
If you’d asked Bruce in August and offered this position he’d have
taken it. But it always gets harder for promoted sides after Christmas. Head boy: Tom Huddlestone. Head boy: Tom Huddlestone
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Bottom of the class: Danny Graham. Manager: Bruce has kept the tensions from damaging his squad. He knows the tough part starts now. Must do better: Only one away win shows where Hull need to improve. But commitment and organisation is total. Grade: B
Liverpool
Working towards
: In an ideal world, that first title since 1990. Maybe more
realistically a top four finish. Christmas is for dreaming, though. Overall effort: Terrific from the start of the season. Coped without Suarez for opening month, coping without Gerrard and Sturridge now. Head boy: Luis Suarez. Bottom of the class: Jose Enrique. Manager: Brendan Rodgers may feel he has exceeded reasonable expectations already. But the genie is out of the bottle now. Must do better:
Still prone to odd shockers, like Southampton and Hull. Every Kopite
will have asked Santa to keep Suarez fit for the next five months. Grade: A
Manchester City
Working towards: Being champions, pure and simple. Rivals are trying to turn up the heat but they are right - this is City’s title to lose. Overall effort: Holistically, okay. Too many poor away days but that seems to have been fixed. At the Etihad, they are an unstoppable force. Head boy: Sergio Aguero. Head boy: Sergio Aguero
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Bottom of the class: Stevan Jovetic. Manager: Manuel Pellegrini has delivered the attacking football Roberto Mancini could not. Now is the real examination. Must do better:
Just 11 points out of 27 on their travels tells its own story and could
have slipped up at Fulham. Sort away form and it’s a cakewalk. Grade: B+
Manchester United
Working towards:
Officially, the title. Realistically, this season, the top four.
Anything else would be a bitter blow, transition season or not. Overall effort:
The Fear Factor that was earned in the Fergie years has been allowed to
dissipate too easily. Recent displays have been a boost for Moyes and
his players. Head boy: Wayne Rooney. Bottom of the class: Marouane Fellaini. Manager:
David Moyes knew he faced the hardest task in football. Has kept his
head when all about were losing theirs. But United are supposed to win. Must do better:
Vulnerabilities must be conquered, and swiftly. United lack that sense
of destiny of the past. Once gone, it will take a long time to regain
it. Grade: C+
Newcastle United
Working towards: Europa League, now. Not that anyone would seriously have thought that in August. Shows how rapidly sights are recalibrated. Overall effort:
A team one, but Alan Pardew deserves real credit, especially given the
potential craziness that seemed set to take over in the summer. Head boy: Loic Remy. Bottom of the class: Papiss Cisse. Manager: Pardew has bounced back in great style after last season’s flirtation with the drop. Held his nerve over Yohan Cabaye, too. Must do better:
Cohesiveness between club and fans would help, as would the end of the
needless spat with the Tyneside media. What matters, though, is results. Grade: B+
Norwich City
Working towards: A third straight year in the top flight, for the first time since the early 90s. That would be a success. Overall effort: A very mixed bag. Too many poor days but always seem to dig out a result when really needed. Head boy: Gary Hooper. Head boy: Gary Hooper
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Bottom of the class: Ricky Van Wolfswinkel. Manager: Chris Hughton’s “negative” approach has alienated some fans but he will point, with reason, to the table. Must do better: More goals, for certain. A bit more creativity too. And no more of the palsied performances at City or Liverpool. Grade: C+
Southampton
Working towards: Despite their impressive start, a top half finish and the continued development of a fantastic crop of home-grown talent. Overall effort: Newton’s Law of Gravity has applied - what goes up, must come down. But Saints have still over-achieved massively. Head boy: Adam Lallana. Bottom of the class: Victor Wanyama. Manager: Mauricio Pochettino has banished the doubters and made Southampton a pleasure to watch. Must do better: Demonstrate the recentslump has been banished. Too many sloppy goals conceded in last six weeks. Grade: B+
Stoke City
Working towards: Mid-table survival, allowing Mark Hughes time to see his footballing principles take root. Overall effort:
Not been easy at times and some negative comparisons with the Pulis era
from supporters. They seemed to be easing before Newcastle debacle. Head boy: Stephen Ireland. Head boy: Stephen Ireland
Bottom of the class: Kenwyne Jones. Manager: Hughes knows what he wants to do. Peter Coates is a chairman who will give him time to do it. Must do better: Show that words can be translated into deeds by ensuring Stoke are no longer a by-word for pragmatis but must tighten up. Grade: C-
Sunderland
Working towards: Salvation, from any source. It’s been horrendous for most of the season with Paolo Di Canio’s bedlam bequest hard to banish. Overall effort:
Was there any? Not at the start, which left the Black Cats in a filthy
mess. Getting out of it from here will be a huge feat despite Everton
win. Head boy: John O’Shea. Bottom of the class: Adilson Cabral. Manager: Gus Poyet inherited a car crash of a club. Shame that they are still bumping into things. Must do better: Stopping the own goals and silly red cards would help. But it needs more than that. A lot more. Grade: E+
Swansea City
Working towards: Last season, if honest. Inconsistency and European demands have bedevilled the Swans although they start in a healthy place. Overall effort: Like the curate’s egg, good in parts. At times they have looked great. On other occasions, very ordinary. Head boy: Wilfried Bony. Bottom of the class: Michu. Manager: Michael Laudrup’s stock remains high but the summer turmoil was a disruptive distraction. Must do better:
A few more bodies would help but Laudrup knows he has to play better in
the League. Michu needs to recapture his fitness and goal threat. Grade: C-
Tottenham Hotspur
Working towards: A top four spot, which, despite themselves, is still possible. The table never lies. Even if you think it does. Overall effort:
Not good enough. The loss of Gareth Bale was always going to take its
toll but the new boys let down themselves and the manager. Head boy: Kyle Walker. Bottom of the class: Roberto Soldado. Manager:
Andre Villas-Boas’ inflexibility proved his downfall. Contract or not,
Tim Sherwood looks like a temporary plaster over the wounds. Must do better: More courage when the going gets tough. No more pitiful collapses. And a few more goals. Grade: C-
West Bromwich Albion
Working towards: A mid-table finish, even if the board thinks otherwise. Internal expectations have overtaken realities. Overall effort:
Impact of that last-gasp penalty at Chelsea was greater than anyone
could’ve imagined. But the Baggies have rediscovered stability. Head boy: Youssouf Mulumbu. Bottom of the class: Nicolas Anelka. Manager: Steve Clarke’s sacking seemed mystifying from the outside. Failure to recruit replacement underlines that view. Must do better: Stop the moping and get on with it. Summer signings need to bring more to the party. Berahino a plus. Grade: C-
West Ham United
Working towards: Being a top flight club when they move to the Olympic Stadium. Nothing else matters. Overall effort:
Apart from games with Spurs, miserable. The Upton Park fans are
starting to turn and even Sam Allardyce accepts their right to do so. Head boy: Ravel Morrison. Bottom of the class: Mladen Petric. Manager: Allardyce’s switch to no strikers should have been a gimmick, not a tactic. He has to get a proper front man in. Must do better: Pretty much everything. The Hammers are locked in a dance with death. Unless they score more, they will face the ultimate fate. Grade: D-
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